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- yo, what day is it?
00:16:41 both: BEACH DAY!
00:16:44 Beach! beach! ball!
00:16:45 Beach! beach! chair!
00:16:47 Beach! beach! towel!
00:16:49 Beach! beach! - refrigerator!
00:16:51 - Refrigerator?
00:16:53 - Hoo-ah!
00:16:54 I couldn't find a cooler.
00:16:57 [engine revs] [metal detector beeping] - Oh, yeah!
00:17:10 The beach!
00:17:11 Time for a day of fun and relaxation.
00:17:14 - YEAH! [grunts] Relaxation.
00:17:17 [all screaming] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
- [panting] Waah!
00:17:26 the beach sure seems a lot screamier than usual.
00:17:30 Ah, well. it's probably nothing.
00:17:34 Here we go, yo.
00:17:35 The perfect spot to park our feathered fannies.
00:17:40 So, what do you want to do first on our big beach day?
00:17:43 Get a tan, build a sand castle, dig a deep hole for no apparent reason?
00:17:47 - I wanna go swimming!
00:17:49 - And swimming we shall go.
00:17:54 - Let's get wet.
00:17:56 both: YAY!
00:18:00 - [roars] [both screaming] - Hey, come back! I'm hungry!
00:18:08 - Aw, bubble nuggets. a pond monster.
00:18:11 No wonder everybody left! - that's true.
00:18:14 But look on the bright side, my ducky duck.
00:18:16 This means we get the whole beach to ourselves.
00:18:20 - What about him?
00:18:22 [boat horn blows] - [chomping] [gulps] Hi!
00:18:28 - Don't worry, bap.
00:18:29 Pond monsters can't leave the water.
00:18:31 [sizzles] - OH! OW!
00:18:33 Hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:18:34 - So if we just stay on the beach, we can have as much fun as we want.
00:18:38 that should be easy enough.
00:18:42 - [falsetto] HELP! I'M DROWNING!
Send the small, round, tasty one.
00:18:51 I'll run into the water and save you!
00:18:55 - Deucer! it's a trap!
00:18:57 An incredibly dumb trap, I might add.
00:19:03 Dude, can you at least try not to get eaten?
00:19:07 Here, let's play catch.
00:19:09 - Okay, sway. go long!
00:19:12 Real long!
00:19:13 - [panting] - Hoo-ah!
00:19:20 I got it, I got it!
00:19:23 - Hey, friend. let me get that for you.
00:19:30 - Hey.
00:19:31 You're not trying to trick me, are you?
00:19:33 I just love eating-- I mean meeting new friends.
00:19:39 - Wow. really? that's so nice.
00:19:43 - [laughs] - [panting] I'm open! really open!
00:19:49 Buhdeuce?
00:19:51 No! buhdeuce!
00:19:54 [panting] OW! [pail clanging] - [slurps] I was hoping you would join me for lunch.
00:20:03 [laughs evilly] - Sure. what's on the menu?
00:20:07 - Here's a hint: you.
00:20:10 [laughs] - Can I have another hint?
00:20:13 - [panting] HANG ON, BUHDEUCE!
00:20:16 I'm coming!
00:20:18 Ow, chihuahua!
[shell and pail clattering] - Whoa. I'm lunch! you're gonna eat me!
00:20:26 [chuckles] HE'S GONNA EAT-- [screams] - [panting] [coughs] - Waah!
00:20:35 - No one eats my best bap.
00:20:38 Party punch!
00:20:41 - [groans] Ow! that was my favorite eye!
00:20:50 - There we go.
00:20:51 That should keep you from going in the water.
00:20:54 - [chuckles] I'm a mermaid.
00:20:57 - Oh, man.
00:20:58 Keeping you alive is a full-time job.
00:21:01 I'm exhausted.
00:21:03 [yawns] Think I'll just shut my eyes for a few.
00:21:15 [gasps] BUHDEUCE.
00:21:17 Where are you? deuce? deuski? deuce-a-rama?
00:21:20 - [quacks] - [laughs] - You. where's buhdeuce?
00:21:26 - Probably in my third stomach by now.
00:21:30 That's right, ducky.
00:21:32 I ATE YOUR BEST BAP. [laughs] - You puke him up right now, you-- you monster!
00:21:40 - Ooh, why don't you come here and make me, duck boy?
00:21:46 - [growling] Quack!
Quackity, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!
00:21:51 [grunting] [panting] - UH, SWAYSWAY?
00:21:57 What ya doin'? - I thought he ate you.
00:22:00 - Nah. I just went to get us some ice creams.
00:22:03 - Ice creams?
00:22:04 Here I thought you were gonna trick buhdeuce, and you go tricking me.
00:22:08 Hmm.
00:22:10 - I'm a monster. it's what I do.
00:22:13 - [gulps] - Hey, tentacle turds!
00:22:15 Why don't you pick on somebody my size?
00:22:18 Hoo-ah! quack!
00:22:21 Quackity, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!
00:22:23 Yah!
00:22:24 Waah!
00:22:25 - Looks like it's a two-for-one lunch special.
00:22:29 [laughs] - Well, bap, I guess this is it.
00:22:32 - Yeah. this one's yours, by the way.
00:22:35 - Thanks.
00:22:37 - [roars] [both screaming] [grunting] [screaming] [grunting] [screaming] [both grunt] [both scream] [screaming] - Hoo-ah!
00:23:00 Ooh!
00:23:01 Oh, my bap!
00:23:02 We're trapped inside the belly of the beast with no hope for survival!
00:23:06 No way of getting out.
00:23:08 And no toilet paper!
No. no, no, no. this can't be happening.
00:23:13 Wait, maybe we're both just having a nightmare.
00:23:16 - We'd better wake each other up.
00:23:19 .. - up!
00:23:20 .. - up!
00:23:21 .. - up!
00:23:22 - WAKE... both: Up!
00:23:24 - Bap, we're not having a nightmare.
00:23:28 We're living one!
00:23:29 We're gonna be stuck down here forever!
00:23:33 - Oh, no. we are not gonna give up.
00:23:36 We are breadwinners.
00:23:37 And we're gonna climb right on up outta here!
00:23:39 - But it's like a million feets high.
00:23:41 And we don't even have a stupid ladder.
00:23:44 - Or don't we?
00:23:46 - No, we don't.
00:23:47 - Or don't we? yeah?
00:23:51 - No, we do not have a ladder.
00:23:53 - Dude, we can just build one from all the driftwood down here.
00:23:56 ..
00:23:59 Wait, what?
00:24:00 - [humming] GOING FISHING.
00:24:04 - [panting] Aah!
00:24:06 - COME TO PAPA. [reel clicking] - Help!
00:24:10 [shorts rip] MY SWIM PANTS!
00:24:12 - [sniffs] [chomps, gulps] - After you, monsieur von deuce.
00:24:23 [grunting] COME ON, SWAY. PUSH!
00:24:28 - [gasps] I'M ALIVE!
 Oh! caught a big one.
00:24:37 [chomping, gulps] - I did it! I made it through!
00:24:43 - WHAT'S UP, MY DUCKY? [rumbling] - Oh, boy.
00:24:49 [both screaming] - Well, that worked not at all.
00:24:54 - This driftwood is good for nothin'!
00:24:56 - That's not true.
00:24:58 I used it to build a coffin, since we're goners and all.
00:25:01 - Deucer! - oh, sorry.
00:25:03 I thought we'd just share.
00:25:06 - We can't give up.
00:25:07 If we don't get outta here, who's gonna deliver bread to all the hungry beaks of the world?
00:25:11 - I don't know. some other breadwinners?
00:25:14 - Oh. like them?
00:25:16 We're the last of our kind, buhdeuce.
00:25:18 Without us, bread will not be getting up into any beaks.
00:25:22 - No bread up in no beaks no more?
00:25:25 Aw, bubble nuggets!
00:25:28 [echoes] [rumbling] - Cut it out down there and get digested already.
00:25:37 [pounding] - WAH!
00:25:38 - Whoa. you totally upset the monster's stomach.
00:25:41 I hope you get a stomachache, you lousy crumbag!
00:25:46 - Oh, he's gonna get a stomachache, all right.
00:25:48 'Cause we're gonna rock his guts out.
00:25:52 both: L-L-L-L-LEVEL UP!
00:25:54 Rocker ducks!
00:25:56 - Hello, nasty stomach!
00:25:59 Are you ready to rock?
00:26:03 WAAH! YEAH! [playing loud rock music] - Aw, I hate rock music.
00:26:10 - Keep shredding!
00:26:12 - I am shredding!
- Then shred harder!
00:26:16 ♪ ♪
00:26:20 both: SHRED! SHRED! SHRED! SHRED! SHRED!
00:26:23 - ♪ I'm gonna rock you hard, gonna rock you good ♪
00:26:26 ♪ gonna rock your guts so hard you puke!
00:26:27
00:26:33 thank you! - and good night!
00:26:38 - [groans] THE NERVE OF THESE CRUMB MUNCHERS.
00:26:42 [vomits] both: WHEE!
00:26:45 [grunting] - I'm never going to the beach again!
00:26:51 - That was awesome!
00:26:54 - Yeah! pretty sweet beach day.
00:26:56 Except for the part where we almost didn't make it out alive.
00:26:59 - How about an encore?
00:27:01 - Yip, yip.
00:27:02 - Hello, pondgea! are you ready to rock?
00:27:08 - No.
00:27:48 Cocoa puffs turns everything @qchey.

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