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Breadwinners Episode 7 Quazy for Vanessa Tunnel of Fear Watch Cartoons Live, Watch Anime English Du

  • (Scene Starts)
  • SwaySway: You know, buhdeuce, there are only three things you need in life to be happy quacky. One, bread.
  • Buhdeuce: yip, yip.
  • SwaySway: Two, bread. And three...
  • Buhdeuce: bread, bread, bread.
  • SwaySway: No a sweet rica rica ROCKET VAN, MAN.
  • (duck quacking)
  • Buhdeuce: Whoa, what's with all the ruckus?
  • SwaySway: Maybe it's a monster.
  • Mama Monster: No, man, it's worse! much worse (screams)
  • Buhdeuce: What could be worse than monsters?
  • (both gasp)
  • (heavy rock music)
  • both: OONSKI THE GREAT!
  • Oonski:♪ EAT, BEAT, STEAL! ♪ [ducks quack] ♪ EAT, BEAT, STEAL! ♪ [ducks quack] ♪ I'm oonski the great and I eat, beat, steal. Eat, beat, steal, eat, beat, steal ♪ BOO.
  • [quacks]
  • Oonski:[laughs] Puny feather brains.
  • Buhdeuce: Oh, my bap. that guy is quazy.
  • SwaySway: Don't worry. he'll never find us up here.
  • Oonski: [shouts] [both scream] Give me your stuff. [laughs] Huh What's this? a rocket van. Oonski's never stolen a rocket van before.
  • Buhdeuce: No way, crumb bag. the rocket van is ours.
  • (Oonski roars)
  • SwaySway: Let's skiduckle, b.
  • Oonski: [falls down] Eat, beat, steal!
  • [ducks quack]
  • [heavy rock music]
  • [both grunting]
  • Buhdeuce: Man, that beaver really wants our rocket.
  • SwaySway: Release the splat bread.
  • Buhdeuce: Buh, buh, buh, buh, booty kick!
  • Oonski: (Got splattered on) Mmm, that's not bad.
  • (they got away)
  • Oonski: hey, you shoot at Oonski's crew. Now Oonski shoot Oonski's crew at you.
  • both: WHAT?
  • [ducks quack angrily]
  • [shouts]
  • [gagging]
  • [quacks] ♪ ♪
  • [reverberating]
  • SwaySway: Shake it off, man.I don't see him. I think we lost him.
  • Oonski: Think again.
  • [both scream] - Punch it, b.

00:03:27 - Hoo-ah. 00:03:28 - [screams] both: WHOO-HOO! OH, YEAH! 00:03:32 - Okay, we can slow down now. 00:03:36 - Uh, I think I punched it too hard, bap. 00:03:39 [both screaming] [both scream] I think my skull is in my butt. 00:03:57 - No pain, no grain. 00:03:59 [together, weakly] PUH, PUH, PUH, PARTY PUNCH. 00:04:02 - At least we finally lost oonski. 00:04:04 - ♪ EAT, BEAT, STEAL ♪ [ducks quack] ♪ EAT, BEAT, STEAL ♪ [ducks quack] - Oh, my bap, you got to be kidding me. 00:04:11 We'll never get away now. 00:04:13 - We can't let oonski take the rocket van. 00:04:15 - but it's too big to hide. 00:04:19 It'd be like trying to hide my booty. 00:04:21 - It might be too big to hide, but it's not too big to disguise. 00:04:27 - My booty or the rocket van? 00:04:30 [bright music] ♪ ♪ 00:04:37 - [panting] ♪ ♪ 00:04:41 - hubbah, hubbah. - hello, boxy mama. 00:04:49 - This disguise is delish. 00:04:51 - Oonski won't even be able to tell it's the rocket van, I hope. 00:04:56 [both scream] - [growling] That rocket van must be around here some-- why, hello there, miss. 00:05:06 [chuckles] Have you seen a rocket van go by? 00:05:10 - [gasps] HE'S TALKING TO US. 00:05:12 What do we do? - we conversate? 00:05:15 - Ooh, ooh, ooh. 00:05:17 .. 00:05:18 [high-pitched] NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN A VAN GO By. 00:05:22 - Ooh, you have a very pretty voice. 00:05:25 - [normal] THANK YOU. I MEAN, UM... 00:05:27 [high-pitched] THANK YOU. 00:05:29 That's, uh, what my mama always told me. 00:05:32 I think he's buying it. - okay, careful now. 00:05:35 One slip of the beak, and we could blow this whole disguise and lose the rocket van. 00:05:39 - So what's your name? 00:05:41 .. - nessa. 00:05:46 My name is vanessa. 00:05:48 - My name is oonksi the great, son of oonski the good, grandson of oonski the so-so. 00:05:54 - [belches] - Well, it was nice to meet you. 00:05:57 Got to go grease my gaskets. toodle-oo. 00:06:02 - [shouts] Hold on! 00:06:05 Oonski knows what's going on here. 00:06:08 - UM, YOU DO? [clears throat] [high-pitched] I MEAN, YOU DO? 00:06:13 - Yes. 00:06:14 You're playing hard to get. 00:06:17 [laughs] OONSKI RESPECTS THAT. 00:06:19 Oonski will take you on a nice date now to show you he's a gentleman. 00:06:26 [people screaming] Give me a table for two! 00:06:35 [silverware clanks] [ducks quack] Please. 00:06:40 - I guess the disguise worked too well. 00:06:42 He's got a crush on vanessa. 00:06:45 - Then we got to crush that crush by making vanessa as obnoxious as possible. 00:06:50 - I'll show you obnoxious. give me that. 00:06:52 - So, vanessa, tell oonski about yourself. 00:06:56 - Well, I'm a compulsive liar. - yeah. 00:06:59 - I have no job or money. - go on. 00:07:01 - I live in my parents' basement. 00:07:03 - Ooh, basement. - I like to pick my scabs. 00:07:05 - Scabs. - ooh! 00:07:07 And I poop with the door open. 00:07:09 - ME TOO! [laughs] Vanessa, oonski think oonski's in love. 00:07:16 - Oh, no. 00:07:17 He's coming in for a kiss. 00:07:19 - [screaming] - Oh, gross. I can see tonsil. 00:07:26 - I can't take it anymore. 00:07:28 This must end! 00:07:31 [horn blaring] - [grunting] I don't know about you, but oonski's feeling some real sparks here. 00:07:40 - The only thing I feel is sick and dirty. 00:07:43 - You're probably just hungry. 00:07:47 Please allow oonski to feed you. 00:07:50 This will be romantic. 00:07:54 Remember to chew your food. 00:07:58 [both grunting] - Stop! please! I'm full. 00:08:05 - You just need to walk it off. 00:08:10 Vanessa, you're not like other girls. 00:08:13 You're much bigger, and you have a surprising amount of torque. 00:08:18 - That's, um, nice of you. 00:08:20 - What can oonski say? oonski's a nice guy. 00:08:24 Sure, oonski likes to eat, beat, and steal, but deep down oonski has feelings, deep feelings for you, vanessa. 00:08:35 both: HUH? 00:08:36 - ♪ Now that you're my girlfriend ♪ 00:08:39 ♪ there's something you should know ♪ 00:08:43 ♪ you'll never be without oonski ♪ 00:08:46 ♪ 'cause I'll never let you ♪ 00:08:50 ♪ 00:08:54 ♪ va-ne-ssa ♪ 00:08:55 ♪ I'll be so good to you ♪ 00:08:57 ♪ everything ♪ 00:08:59 ♪ I do I do for you ♪ 00:09:01 ♪ come on, vanessa ♪ 00:09:02 ♪ you drive me quazy ♪ 00:09:05 ♪ I like you so much ♪ 00:09:06 ♪ I want to raise a family with you ♪ 00:09:11 ♪ with you ♪ 00:09:15 ♪ send the kid to school ♪ 00:09:17 ♪ send the kid to college ♪ 00:09:18 ♪ he will make us proud, he will be a doctor ♪ 00:09:22 so what do you say, vanessa? 00:09:24 Will you make me the happiest viking beaver in the world and marry me? 00:09:31 [panting] [feedback screeches] - No. 00:09:36 - No way I wouldn't say yes. 00:09:39 - Yes, yes, yes! 00:09:41 Victory dance! 00:09:43 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 00:09:44 ♪ oonski, oonski, oonski, oonski ♪ 00:09:45 ♪ oh, yeah, oonski, oonski ♪ 00:09:47 - so let me get this straight. 00:09:49 We have to marry oonski and raise a family with him now? 00:09:52 - It's either that or lose the rocket van, and papa ain't giving up his wheels. 00:09:57 - Oh, vanessa, we're going to be so happy together. 00:10:01 There's absolutely nothing that will ever tear our love apart. 00:10:09 Hey, you're not a girl! 00:10:12 You two quackers tricked oonski! 00:10:16 But on the bright side, now I can finally steal the rocket van. 00:10:21 - Think again, oonski. party punch! 00:10:29 - You okay over there, bap? 00:10:30 [screams] [heavy rock music] [shouting] - [grunting] ♪ ♪ 00:10:40

  • Oonski: Taste my mace.

00:10:42 - [wolf whistle] - HMM? 00:10:44 - [high-pitched] HEY THERE, BIG BEAVER. 00:10:46 [harp glissando] - [groans] - Hello, miss. 00:10:53 Is that perfume you're wearing? 00:10:56 Oonski think oonski's in love again. 00:11:00 [chuckles] - [groans] THAT IS JUST WRONG. Buhdeuce:Tell me about it. SwaySway: That dumpster isn't half the woman vanessa was. Oonski: Oh, dumpster-ella, you're twice the woman vanessa was.

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