It might be too big to hide, but it's not too big to disguise.
My booty or the rocket van?
hubbah, hubbah. hello, boxy mama.
This disguise is delish.
Oonski won't even be able to tell it's the rocket van, I hope.
[both scream] - [growling] That rocket van must be around here some-- why, hello there, miss.
[chuckles] Have you seen a rocket van go by?
[gasps] HE'S TALKING TO US.
What do we do? we conversate?
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
[high-pitched] NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN A VAN GO By.
Ooh, you have a very pretty voice.
[normal] THANK YOU. I MEAN, UM...
[high-pitched] THANK YOU.
That's, uh, what my mama always told me.
I think he's buying it. - okay, careful now.
One slip of the beak, and we could blow this whole disguise and lose the rocket van.
So what's your name?
Buhdeuce: (girly voice) My name is rocket van. (Gets interrupted)
SwaySway: (Takes the microphone and talks in a girly voice) nessa. My name is vanessa.
My name is oonksi the great, son of oonski the good, grandson of oonski the so-so.
[belches] - Well, it was nice to meet you.
Got to go grease my gaskets. toodle-oo.
[shouts] Hold on!
Oonski knows what's going on here.
UM, YOU DO? [clears throat] [high-pitched] I MEAN, YOU DO?
You're playing hard to get.
[laughs] OONSKI RESPECTS THAT.
Oonski will take you on a nice date now to show you he's a gentleman.
[people screaming] Give me a table for two!
[silverware clanks] [ducks quack] Please.
I guess the disguise worked too well.
He's got a crush on vanessa.
Then we got to crush that crush by making vanessa as obnoxious as possible.
I'll show you obnoxious. give me that.
So, vanessa, tell oonski about yourself.
Well, I'm a compulsive liar. - yeah.
I have no job or money. - go on.
I live in my parents' basement.
I like to pick my scabs.
And I poop with the door open.
ME TOO! [laughs] Vanessa, oonski think oonski's in love.
He's coming in for a kiss.
[screaming] - Oh, gross. I can see tonsil.
I can't take it anymore.
This must end!
[horn blaring] - [grunting] I don't know about you, but oonski's feeling some real sparks here.
The only thing I feel is sick and dirty.
You're probably just hungry.
Please allow oonski to feed you.
This will be romantic.
Remember to chew your food.
[both grunting] - Stop! please! I'm full.
You just need to walk it off.
Vanessa, you're not like other girls.
You're much bigger, and you have a surprising amount of torque.
That's, um, nice of you.
Oonski: What can oonski say? oonski's a nice guy. Sure, oonski likes to eat, beat, and steal, but deep down oonski has feelings, deep feelings for you, vanessa.
Oonski: Now that your my girlfriend, there's something you should know. You'll never be, without Oonski. Cause I'll never let you GO! Vanessa, I'll be so good to you! Everything, I do I do for you! Come On, Vanessa! You Drive Me Quazy! I like you, so much, I want to raise a family with YOU! With YOU! Send the kid to school, send the kid to collage! He will make us proud, he will be a doctor! So what do you say Vanessa? Will you make me the happiest Viking Beaver in the world and MARRY ME?
Buhdeuce: [Talks through a microphone, in a girly voice] No.
SwaySway: [Grabs the microphone, also in a girly voice] No WAY I wouldn't say yes!