A movie helper that makes Buhdeuce a star in Volleyball 2. He is very talented, but very cruel. He will do anything to make SwaySway and Buhdeuce make fools of themselves even if it means physically harming them. He is the character SwaySway shows the most malice towards even though he likes his movies.
- Steven Quackberg is a parody of Steven Speilberg, a famous movie director.